You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

My wife and I were having lunch Monday at The Spar in Olympia, and she was reading a Tacoma weekly newspaper. She pointed out an advertisement at the top of one page for a piano tuner.

I asked what his name was. She asked why. I said, "well if his name was "Oppornockity" he'd never have any repeat business."

When she asked why, I said, "because Oppornockity tunes but once".

Sometimes I crack myself up!