Taoism -- sh*t happens
Confucianism -- Confucius say, "sh*t happens"
Buddhism -- sh*t happening is an illusion
Islam -- sh*t happening is the will of Allah
Zen -- what is the sound of sh*t happening?
Hinduism -- this sh*t has happened before
Catholicism -- if sh*t happens you deserve it
Judiasm -- why does sh*t always happen to us?
Calvinism -- sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough
Christian Science -- if sh*t happens, pray and it will go away
Protestantism -- let sh*t happen to someone else
Atheism -- sh*t happens for no reason
Agnosticism -- maybe sh*t happens, maybe it doesn't
Hare Krisna -- sh*t happens, sh*t happens, sh*t happens
Stoicism -- sh*t happens; I can take it
Jehovah's Witnesses -- let us in and we'll tell you why sh*t happens
Rastafarianism -- let's smoke this sh*t and see what happens
Saturday, February 28, 2009
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